• other tumblr gay guys: I have 6 pack abs
  • other tumblr gay guys: I have a boyfriend and I'm so happy
  • other tumblr gay guys: Look at my sexy body
  • other tumblr gay guys: Look at all my cool clothes
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: I have a blog.

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Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

I really don’t know, /shrug I haven’t been to a theatre in a looooong time though…

  • paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone
  • Me: Lol fuck that shit, I'm a princess with all the joys in the FUCKIN' world!

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devil-in-hiding:

neonrainbowcookies:

grape-ler:

chicksdigthephoenix:

elasticitymudflap:

shooshoolove:

inside-your-pants:

i-am-thedoctor:

OH. MY. GOD.

holy shit

OH DEAR LORD.

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING THERE’S TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE HELP ME

horrified scream omg

jesus fucking christ 

The less awkward way of teaching things to your kid?
…why do I wanna buy this for my kid. If I have one.

I want this book!

(Source: anarchymydear)

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the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

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